You know you are a hippy when;
Your favorite pants allow for maximum movability. As well as being made by hand with organic cotton, in a village your moneis are now supporting.
Instead of spending 4 monies a jar at Whole Foods, you ferment your own kombutcha.
When your body wash, shampoo, dish soap and laundry detergent all come from the same bottle.
You know you’re a hippy when;
instead of furniture, you have pillows and a fancy rug,
and all your art is home-made.
Your most used form of transportation burns glycogen, not gasoline,
but you will always prefer the freedom of flip-flops. Even in the winter.
When this is your purse, and your security blanket.
You know you’re a hippy when your wallet is actually a (broken) pencil-case.
and you store all your monies in recycled hemp seed baggies.
Yep. Sorry mah and pah, your baby is a hippy.
Are you a hippy? Tell me how.